Color Me Cliche

The photo-laced ramblings of an Asian-obsessed writer. That sums it up pretty well ^.~
normal people: Dude, what's your problem?
Me: Technically? I'm a highly functional, sociopathic, non-autistic polymath.
normal people: What?
Me: psycho bitch who's smarter than you.
normal people: you're insane.
Me: obviously. and you're slow.